Dan loved a good high five. He once taught me the trick to a successful high five: stare at your high five partner’s high-fiving elbow. Legend has it that Dan eventually found a group of folks that enjoyed high-fiving more than he did. Maybe the high fives were too frequent. Maybe he was practicing social distancing. We may never know. However, what is known is that he created the attached piece in an effort to reduce his high-fiving.
Here is a printer-friendly to-scale PDF version for anyone who would like to give Dan a high five.