A High Five from Dan

Dan loved a good high five. He once taught me the trick to a successful high five: stare at your high five partner’s high-fiving elbow. Legend has it that Dan eventually found a group of folks that enjoyed high-fiving more than he did. Maybe the high fives were too frequent. Maybe he was practicing social distancing. We may never know. However, what is known is that he created the attached piece in an effort to reduce his high-fiving.

Image courtesy of Ann Teller Walsh

Here is a printer-friendly to-scale PDF version for anyone who would like to give Dan a high five.

First to 100 – Yeah Right

Dan and I played TONS of Duke3d. DHOUSE.MAP was a favorite. It became a running gag that whoever got 100 frags first would be declared the winner. Of course nobody could play Duke3d for that long. And yet, somehow we managed to do exactly that. Dan on his 486, and me on my Pentium. Hours would slip by unnoticed as we blew each other up while Planet Radio played in the background. There is a download link for the map below for anyone who would like to check it out.

DHOUSE.ZIP

How I Met Dan

The year was 1994. I was in eighth grade and I had just started at a new school, Orange Park Christian Academy. There were barely enough eighth graders to fill a classroom, so Dan was pretty much in all of my classes. He was a cooler dork than I was. I had seen Star Wars, but he had the technical drawings. He and I interacted daily but weren’t really friends outside of school. One day Dan got into a minor scuffle, and his academic career at OPCA abruptly ended. We kept in touch.

Go Lions!

Orlando Trip 2006

My Hotel Year was one of the many bands that Dan helped me fall in love with. When I heard that they were having a reunion show in Orlando, I knew we were going. Dan, Ellie, and I made the journey down and crashed with some of Ellie’s friends. Before the show, Dan and I familiarized ourselves with some local ad campaigns.

Left: Dan doing a convincing Spider-Man pose on the world’s saddest billboard / Right: Dan and Bill performing a dramatic reading of a flyer they found

Dan and Bill at the My Hotel Year reunion show

The show was great. The road trip was great. This is one of my favorite Dan memories.

Flight Unlimited in Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020

Dan really loved Flight Unlimited (1995). I think he would have loved seeing the Flight Unlimited airports in Microsoft Flight Simulator (2020).

Above: Flight Unlimited (1995) / Below: Microsoft Flight Simulator (2020)

Image credit: PigeonMother

Above: Flight Unlimited (1995) / Below: Microsoft Flight Simulator (2020)

Image credit: spacedog_at_home

Orlando Trip 2000

I’ve always been intimidated by expensive guitars. Anything over $200 or so and I’d start to get a little reluctant. Dan, however, enjoyed the finer things in life. He worked at George’s Music at the time and wanted to check out their fancy guitars, which were in Orlando. He asked me if I wanted to go on a road trip. Of course I did, so we went. I heard Modest Mouse and Jimmy Eat World for the first time on the way down. When we arrived, we got a hotel and watched Princess Mononoke while ‘enjoying’ some Zimas. That was my first Studio Ghibli movie (and probably my last Zima). The next day we saw (and he played) the expensive guitars. They were sparkly and fancy and too rich for my blood. As we were checking out of the hotel, we saw a strange machine. It was an Internet terminal. Welcome to the future! I wanted a souvenir email, so Dan and I collaborated to write the following email: